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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth. I'm happily married! Also, I love the word cunt in reference to women.

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Daddy you're my hero, but Mummy thinks you're a cunt. I'm Not Even On Drugs. I'm Just A Weird Cunt.

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Just oot the post office n they asked ma auntie if she had any other ID wae her n she went "av got this keyring that says Karen on it" :. Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fuckin waiter minute. No way did a drunk lassie on the train just tell me she doesn't want wains cos she loves dogs n went "Nae wains great dains".

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There was a young lady of Harrow. Who complained that her Cunt was too narrow, For times without number She would use a cucumber, But could not accomplish a marrow. There was a young lady of Glasgow, And fondly her lover did ask, "Oh, Pray allow me a fuck," But she said, "No, my duck, But you may, if you please, up my arse go. There was an old man of Connaught.

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The c-word, 'cunt', is perhaps the most offensive word in the English language, and consequently it has never been researched in depth. Hugh Rawson's Dictionary Of Invective contains the most detailed study of what he calls "The most heavily tabooed of all English words"though his article is only five pages long. According to Francis Grose's scurrilous definition, it is "a nasty name for a nasty thing"

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Illustration by Giacomo Gambineri. Yes, a joke can be a one-liner built from a setup and a punch line, but it can also be an act of physical comedy. Pretending to stick a needle in your eye, or pooping in the street while wearing a wedding dress: both jokes.

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Previously on Johns-Jokes. Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk. We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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Answer: In case they get a hole in one. At the time, I thought it was hilarious. I told it to nearly everyone I knew--and earned a lot of blank stares for my trouble.

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